Deviation Actions
So here it is, my first story on DA.
I know that there are grammatical errors and spelling mistakes here and there, quite a lot of repetitions, and also my lack of creative usage of the English language. Forgive me, since English is not my native language so I made a lot of mistakes. But I like to write and I'm quite proud of the story. Enjoy, if you like this kind of stuff.
(One month later)
Serena: It's a good thing that I placed those kids at an orphanage to be put up for adoption; I had to kill that witch for placing the curse on me by shooting her in the head with a Cataclysm Bullet. Now I have to step up my security measures; it's the only way that nobody will come near my house.
(pause to think)
Serena: What am I THINKING?? I already UPGRADED my security protocols!!
(the next day; police cruisers have been placed in front of the front lawn)
Police chief: When she comes out, fire away.
(garage; Serena is getting into her car, with all of her clothes packed in over 30 Space Bags)
Serena: I've GOT to get away from those cops!! Good thing my garage has TWO doors!! I'd better go out through the rear one; good thing I made myself a second driveway.
(rear garage door opens; car is then started)
Serena: SO LONG, SUCKERS!!!
(accelerator is floored; car speeds through the rear garage door)
Serena: Time to activate the Self-Destruct function on my house; I'll set the timer for 15 seconds. When it blows up, those police officers will perish.
(about a month later; Canada)
Serena: It's a good thing that my new hometown doesn't have any witches; what's more, I've decided to install a home security system that's at a much lower level. My old home had a security system that was way too high; good thing I activated its Self-Destruct protocol. I even managed to find a house that had a SINGLE driveway, with a garage that has a SINGLE door!! I've also managed to change my ways.
(knock on the door is heard; Serena answers it)
Kids: Trick-or-Treat!
Serena: I'll get the candy; you kids wait here.
(5 minutes later; Serena has a bowl full of candy in one arm, with her other arm free)
Serena: There you go, kids; now go on over to the next house.
Kid #1: You're from the States, right?
Serena: I WAS from the States!! I used to be the meanest woman in my American neighborhood. Now that I live here in Canada, I've changed my ways; now I'm the nicest woman in my Canadian neighborhood.
Kids: Thank you.
Serena: You're welcome.
(door is closed)
Serena: ASH, WE'RE OUT OF CANDY!!!
Ash: I'll put more in the bowl.
(Serena sits on the couch; she then rubs her protruding stomach)
Serena: The babies are due any day now, Ash; I've been pregnant with these quints for about nine months now.
Ash: They sure are.
(Serena feels a gush of warm liquid soil part of the couch)
Serena: ASH!!! IT'S TIME!!! MY WATER BROKE!!!
Ash: Let's get you to the hospital!
(Ash puts the bowl of candy on a lawn chair; he then places a note marked FAMILY EMERGENCY; HELP YOURSELF on the backrest)
(hospital maternity ward; 3½ hours later)
Doctor: Do you have any names for them?
Serena: The girls' names will be Aelita and Yumi.
Ash: The boys' names will be Odd, Ulrich, and William.
(two days later; kids from the Trick-or-Treat night are standing in the living room looking at the babies)
Kid #1: They're so cute!
Kid #2: What're their names?
Ash: We named the girls Aelita and Yumi.
Kid #3: What did you name the boys?
Serena: We named them Odd, Ulrich, and William.
Kid #4: Our parents will help you any way they can.
Serena: They sure will.
Kid #5: We gotta go; our parents are waiting.
(kids leave the house)
Ash: We're raising a wonderful family, Serena.
Serena: We sure are, Ash; we sure are.